Is every bit as good, fun, funny, and genre/milieu appropriate as “they” said it would be.

Clive Owen kicks so much ass, you’d never know he’s the one-legged Man with a +6 handicap. And he’s still taking home the Green Jacket, if you catch my drift.

This is 86 minutes you will never, ever regret.

Oh, and Monica Bellucci is pretty good too.

But in no way is she that wascally wabbitt Clive.

500 mL, and I feel fine.