April 2, 2004. A day that will live in Infamy

The following is a blow by blow record of our Roto Draft. Sorry it's taken so long to get up, but I've been dreading a document of this magnitude.

Luckily for me, I've had some breakthroughs in understanding of Web Design of late. So this got a lot easier in the last few days.

So here it is. Hope you enjoy it.



The draft was long, but effective. I've added a few links below to shoot through to the specific rounds, but everything is there. Not one sentence has been omitted from the hardbound edition.

The Owners (in order of appearance):

  • Jeff Wirch = Jeff Wirch/Tim Mattner (Cardinals)
  • Eckelberry = David Eckelberry (Braves)
  • eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com = Jim Lowder(Red Sox), Leon Sneigowski(Cubs)
  • dabakes = Andy Baker (Astros)
  • Rich Baker = Rich Baker (Phillies), Dale Donovan (Angels)


And so, it begins



Jeff Wirch says: Can everyone hear me yet?

Eckelberry says: i can

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: we have 2 conversations going on

dabakes says: Hi Gang: Ready to roll – my wife and I are headed to Phila manana to inaugurate the new stadium – she’s a 24/7 – 365 Indians fan & they’re stopping of in Philly to ruin the opening of the new stadium!! Let the good time roll!

Bhagwanx says: in

Eckelberry says: so kill the other one?

dabakes says: got me?

Eckelberry says: i see you

Eckelberry says: andy

dabakes says: what a dirty mind!

RichBaker says: This is now the right conversation!!!

Eckelberry says: fiat!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: we're here--jim and leon

Jeff Wirch says: How do we know if we have everyone in our conversation?

Eckelberry says: they talk?

RichBaker says: OK, got Jim, Leon, Andy, Scott, Jeff...

Bhagwanx says: You should have five others shown

dabakes says: I'm getting a 2nd offer for a converation - is there a limit on the venue?

Bhagwanx says: nope

Bhagwanx says: AS many as your brain can keep track of

Eckelberry says: so you for you, 2

RichBaker says: Let's try to keep it all here.

Eckelberry says: who we waiting on ? dale?

RichBaker says: Yes, we're waiting on Dale. He's in the building, just not by my desk yet.

Eckelberry says: Dale is gay

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Anyone want to guess my first pick?

Eckelberry says: Paul Bako?

Jeff Wirch says: Is leon in yet?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: It's not Konerko

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: yes, I am here... Wait... Dale's Gay ? Tim didnt you & him always 'sleep over' ... ???

RichBaker says: You'd be a moron to skip Polanco, after I left him in the pool for you.

dabakes says: who's Bhagwanx?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: C'mon home Placido....

RichBaker says: Andy: Bhagwan is Scott Magner, one of us Washington guys.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Scott is a roto shark

Bhagwanx says: Not true at all.

Bhagwanx says: Got my buttocks handed to me in the last two leagues

Eckelberry says: dale going to be using rich's comp to talk?

dabakes says: thanks - we'll see if he's a shark or a scallop

Bhagwanx says: (damn YOu, JOHN ROCKER!)

RichBaker says: Eck: Yes. He's at the door, I'm going to go fetch him. Stand by, folks.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: J: When we pick, let's note position, too.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: So we can keep track on the ists.

RichBaker says: OK, everybody, Dale's here.

dabakes says: I'm missionary

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: har har har

Eckelberry says: I prefer reverse cowgirl

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Eck, because of the cow?

dabakes says: that only works on tuesdays

Eckelberry says: Well yeah

Jeff Wirch says: Lee Lee, why haven't you called?

Jeff Wirch says: Is there a time limit for each pick??

Eckelberry says: depends on if were taking any regular breaks imho

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: L: figured you & Jeff were ... busy

dabakes says: 3.2 seconds

RichBaker says: Hi guys...Dale here

Bhagwanx says: excellent

dabakes says: vamanos

Eckelberry says: We didnt do any enforced time limit last time, we just ragged on people who took more than a minute, myself included

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: J: I'm ready to start

dabakes says: yep

RichBaker says: Jeff, as long as we all make picks in a timely manner, no there's no time limit

RichBaker says: Tho I reserve the right to implement one at my discretion

dabakes says: you ain't da commish!

Bhagwanx says: And Jim's list is in, correct?

Jeff Wirch says: This is Tim, don't call me Jeff

Eckelberry says: andy, yes he is

Eckelberry says: sorta

RichBaker says: Hey Tim, where's Wirch?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: J: It's tempting to play the odds and take Konerko or Burrell, the first Sox pick is A-Rod

dabakes says: oh?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: how about I just address you both as Dork... ?

dabakes says: dorks?

Jeff Wirch says: It's Mr Dork

dabakes says: yessir!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: i believe the plural of dork is dork...

Eckelberry says: omg jim took arod, there goes my plan

dabakes says: dorkuses

RichBaker says: If we're all here, let's get this puppy rollin'. Jim, please ID yourself and make your pick

Jeff Wirch says: What are strike outs worth

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: only proving my point

Eckelberry says: same as ground outs

RichBaker says: Tim: Ks are just like any other outs

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: First pick is A-Rod at 3rd base

dabakes says: Hou - Halladay SP

Jeff Wirch says: Are you sure

RichBaker says: Astros are up, Cubs are on deck, and Bravos are in the hole

dabakes says: yep

Jeff Wirch says: Im so nervous

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: Schilling at SP

RichBaker says: ok Cubs, Barves, Cards

Jeff Wirch says: Beginers luck Lee

RichBaker says: Braves, Cards, me

RichBaker says: Owners: if it's your turn and you'r ready, just go-you needn't wait for me to prompt you

Eckelberry says: heh im kinda surprised 2 pitchers went

RichBaker says: me too

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Sox: Yup

RichBaker says: Eck

dabakes says: ????

Eckelberry says: Oh sorry

Jeff Wirch says: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Eckelberry says: I forgot

RichBaker says: It's the 1st freakin roiund

Eckelberry says: braves take Jeter

Eckelberry says: Sorry I wasnt deciding, just being forgetful

RichBaker says: Cards, me, Rich

RichBaker says: Tick, tick

dabakes says: later that same year

Jeff Wirch says: Don't tick, tick me off

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: oh man !... I was going to pick, The Tick !!, have to setle for Aquaman

RichBaker says: Don't make me put in a time limit in the 1st freaking round!

RichBaker says: spoon!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Sox: Aquaman gets you extra sushi in seattle

Jeff Wirch says: Cards take Carlos Delgado Toronto

Bhagwanx says: (bastard)

RichBaker says: bastard!

Jeff Wirch says:

dabakes says:

RichBaker says: ID positions too please, owners

Jeff Wirch says: 1st base

RichBaker says: Angels: Giambi 1b

Eckelberry says: Jeter plays short... for now (3b later this year I think)

Jeff Wirch says:

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Phils?

RichBaker says: Phild take Renteria SS

RichBaker says: good pick

dabakes says: boo

RichBaker says: Scott, then Jim, then Andy

Jeff Wirch says: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pail moonlight

Bhagwanx says: M's take Kerry Wood, SP

RichBaker says: Bosox, Astros, Cubs

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox take Ordonez OF

Jeff Wirch says: I have to pee

Jeff Wirch says: hurry up

dabakes says: astros - bagwell

RichBaker says: And why didn'y you do ythat BEFORE?

Bhagwanx says: pos?

Jeff Wirch says: 1st?

dabakes says: 1 b

RichBaker says: Cubs, Braves, Cards

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs:Kennedy, 2nd base

RichBaker says: Tick, tick

RichBaker says: thqanks

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, Me

dabakes says: tock tock

Jeff Wirch says: Leelee are you at home?

Eckelberry says: atlanta posada c

dabakes says: another boo

Jeff Wirch says:

RichBaker says: Tim, me, Rich

RichBaker says: C'mon Tim

Jeff Wirch says: ???

RichBaker says: you're up Sparky

Eckelberry says: think he means you

Jeff Wirch says: Cards take Brian Giles from sandiago OF

RichBaker says: Angels: Vernon Wells OF

Jeff Wirch says: team?

RichBaker says: TOR

RichBaker says: Phils: STL Edmonds OF

Bhagwanx says: M's, David Ortiz, 1b

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: bastard

Bhagwanx says: come get some

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: ha ha ha

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Sheffield OF

RichBaker says: Jim: You assembling the All-Asshole team?

Bhagwanx says: You do love the DL, don't you?

dabakes says: astros - varitek bos

RichBaker says: quick pick Andy, thanks

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, Tim

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: Andruw Jones OF

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim. me

Eckelberry says: carlos lee, of

RichBaker says: Tim, me, Rich

Jeff Wirch says: Tim is Rich

RichBaker says: ??

RichBaker says: Tim, c'mon, you're up

RichBaker says: (HE always was a little slow....)

RichBaker says: Okay, Tim, you have 60 seconds

Jeff Wirch says: Cards take Javier Vasques from NYY SP

RichBaker says: thanks

RichBaker says: It's me, on the horns of a dilemma

Jeff Wirch says: Don't make me mad

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Konerko!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Ditka

Jeff Wirch says: Out for the season

dabakes says: McNabb

RichBaker says: Angels: SP Mussina NYY

RichBaker says: Phil, Ms, Bosox

RichBaker says: Phils: Pat the Blind BAt Burrell

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Are you kidding?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: You just want to keep the blind guy statue

RichBaker says: He admits, it's a hometown pick

Bhagwanx says: M's, Raul Ibanez, OF

RichBaker says: Speaking of hometown picks....

RichBaker says: Jim, then Andy, then Leon

Bhagwanx says: 11 for 11

RichBaker says: how logn is that gonna last, Scott?

Eckelberry says: til monday

Bhagwanx says: at least 60 games

RichBaker says: 60-dal DL?

Bhagwanx says: I got the holy spirit in me

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Kevin Millar, 1B

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

dabakes says: hidalgo - hou of

RichBaker says: You mean the horse?

RichBaker says: or Viggo?

Bhagwanx says: (you fellas are making it easy, picking off my list)

Bhagwanx says: (waaaay off)

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: Sanders, OF

RichBaker says: Reggie?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yup

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, me

Jeff Wirch says: Leon who is helping you?

RichBaker says: ouch!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: No one is...

Jeff Wirch says: I call BS

Eckelberry says: atl ensberg, 3b

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: No kidding.

Jeff Wirch says: Leon did you have some pillow talk with BUd Selig

RichBaker says: Tim, me, Rich

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yeah, he left his hairpiece here

dabakes says: you savage

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: just dont ask, 'which one'

Jeff Wirch says: Wet it a little and you don't need a girl friend

RichBaker says: Tim, me, Rich

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cmon tim

RichBaker says: 60 seconds, Tim

Jeff Wirch says: Cards take Garret Anderson OF ANA

RichBaker says: I'm surprised he lasted that long

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: We can compare his numbers with Burrel's later

Jeff Wirch says: DAle when you coming into town

RichBaker says: Angels: Off the 3b list, Polanco, placing him at 2b

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: PLACIDO NOOOOOOOOO

dabakes says: polanco??

Eckelberry says: I am currently idle.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: yup

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: phils?

RichBaker says: Phils: SP Kevin Brown NYY

Bhagwanx says: M's, Derek Lowe, SP

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: instant DL

Eckelberry says: snap.... was that someone's arm falling off?

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon

Jeff Wirch says: Any good jokes out there? besides Dale's drafting

Jeff Wirch says: I'm falling asleep

RichBaker says: we'll see who's laughing in October, Rook

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Loaiza SP

RichBaker says: Dead arm, anyone?

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

dabakes says: ramirez 3b chc

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, Tim (get ready now, Mattner)

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: Russ Ortiz SP

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, Me

Eckelberry says: matsui. of

RichBaker says: Rich says: Dammit!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: GODZILLA!

dabakes says: nbd

RichBaker says: Tim, you are up

RichBaker says: then Me & Rich

Jeff Wirch says: no acronyms please nbd?

Eckelberry says: wtf

dabakes says: no big deal!

RichBaker says: Pick a guy, don't worry about freakin acronyms

Eckelberry says: rofl

RichBaker says: Nipponese batters dominate!

dabakes says: OOOOOHHH!!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Where's my oxygen destroyer???

RichBaker says: That was from your cousin, Andy

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: TIM!!!!!!!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: PICK!!!!!!!

RichBaker says: 60, 59, 58

dabakes says: again, later that same year

Jeff Wirch says: CArds take Rafael Furcal Atl SS

RichBaker says: Furcal and it took you THAT llong?

RichBaker says: me, Rich, Scott

RichBaker says: Angels: RP Rivera NYY

RichBaker says: Rich & Scott, then we'll be thru 5 rounds, despite Tim's best efforts

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Zzzzzzzzzz

Eckelberry says: i hope tim is getting ready to pick now

Jeff Wirch says: we are ready baby!!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: wait I gotta get a warm bowl of water ready for Jim.....

RichBaker says: Phils: C Lieberthal PHI

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Damn ! thats my floor !!!!

Bhagwanx says: M's, Sean Burroughs, 3b

Bhagwanx says: (mine too)

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Bill Mueller CI

RichBaker says: And we got thru 5 rounds without killing TIM

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

dabakes says: hou: valentin ss csx

Bhagwanx says: shazbot

RichBaker says: He'

RichBaker says: will hit .230, but will smack 25 homers

dabakes says: yep

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: Hinske, 3B

RichBaker says: Leon, quick pick, thanks

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, me

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: They'll get afster as we drink more...

Eckelberry says: hoffman rp

RichBaker says: Tim.......

Eckelberry says: afk bathroom, back in 5

RichBaker says: then, Me, then Rich

RichBaker says: Tim

RichBaker says: Tim

RichBaker says: Tim

RichBaker says: Tim

dabakes says: we takin' a break?

RichBaker says: No, just Eck-can't hold his liqour

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: We taek a break every time Tm picks

Eckelberry says: what jim said

Jeff Wirch says: Wade Miller Houston..... sorry we are drinking

RichBaker says: LOL

dabakes says: zzzzzz

RichBaker says: Me, Rich, Scott

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: POS

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Podition?

Eckelberry says: sp

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: thanks

Jeff Wirch says: HGJ

RichBaker says: Angels: OF Jose Guillen ANA

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Scooped me on that, Dale

RichBaker says: Good!

Jeff Wirch says: LKM

dabakes says:

RichBaker says: Nnnnhh, take it

RichBaker says:

RichBaker says: Phils: ATL J.D. Drew OF

dabakes says: zzzzzz

Bhagwanx says: M's , John Olerud, CI

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon (who's doing well so far), I think Eckelberry has left the conversation.

Bhagwanx says: (I think Dale has my scouting list )

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Mark Loretta 2B

Bhagwanx says: As does Jim

RichBaker says: get back, Loretta

RichBaker says: ANdy, Leon, and the missing Eck

dabakes says: hou - pettite hou sp Eckelberry has been added to the conversation.

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, TIM

Eckelberry says: my window closed

Eckelberry says: repeat last picks please?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: R. Hernandez, catcher

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BOS: Loretta, 2b

Eckelberry says: last pick i saw was JD drew

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: HOU: Pettite

RichBaker says: Jim, please recap for Eck

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: M' Olerued

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Ms= Olerued, Sox = Loretta, Astros = Pettite, Cubs = Hernaqndez (ctacher)

Eckelberry says: ok thanks, sec please

RichBaker says: Eck, when you're caught up, go ahead

Eckelberry says: writing

RichBaker says: then Tim, then me

Eckelberry says: frank thomas, dh

RichBaker says: dang!

Eckelberry says: sorry that took a bit, was writing

RichBaker says: no prob

Bhagwanx says: If he was still eligible at 1b, I would have taken him last round

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: But you scooped several of us, so be happy

RichBaker says: TTTTIIIIIIMMMM

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: TIM!!!!!!!!!!!

Eckelberry says: TIM

RichBaker says: , me, then Rich

dabakes says: this is a guru?

Eckelberry says: somebody wake up Hicks

Jeff Wirch says: Cards take Phil Nevin at CI, Sandiago

Jeff Wirch says: Can I pick again?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: No take backs

dabakes says: sure, why not?

RichBaker says: What are you talking about, TIm?

dabakes says: wish you'd get your e-mail verified!

Jeff Wirch says: I mean an additional player since I am wqaiting so long

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Feh

RichBaker says: that's funny coming from you--oh wait, no it's not

Jeff Wirch says: Just kidding go on

RichBaker says: Angels: SP Randy Wolf PHI

RichBaker says: Phils: 1b Konerko at CI CSX

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: AaaaaaaaH!!!

Bhagwanx says: M's, Egdar Martinez, DH

RichBaker says: classy pick

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon

dabakes says: hou: payton CHC of

RichBaker says: Jim first, then you Andy

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Uh I go first

dabakes says: whoops

Eckelberry says: jim want payton?

RichBaker says: Fired that one off a bit, prematurely, heh?

Bhagwanx says: I hear payton is available

RichBaker says: (paaaaaaaytoooon)

dabakes says: so's his mama

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: he he .. he said 'fired off early' he hehhehehe

RichBaker says:

dabakes says: viagara does it every time

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: hate to do this man, but Payton is mine

Eckelberry says: hahahaha

RichBaker says: LOL!

RichBaker says: BANG, ZING!

dabakes says: can you read lips?

Eckelberry says: aint that a kick in the nuts

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Leon can attest to the fact that Payton was indeed next on my list

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Not kidding about that

dabakes says: hou:

RichBaker says: C'mon, Jim you love doing this. The only thing that could have made it better was if you'd done that to me or Lee

dabakes says: hou: Klesko - sd of

RichBaker says: take your time Andy, you've earned a special "pimped over" dispensation

RichBaker says: Leom, Eck, and TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

dabakes says: that's ok - payton will go down with lyme's disease

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Trot Nixon

Eckelberry says: atlanta: crede 3b

Eckelberry says: er ci

RichBaker says: Leon: You know Nixon is hurt, right?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yes. I explained taht to him.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: He knows how the DL works

RichBaker says: Okay.

RichBaker says: Tim, you are up

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Nixon is his DH, by the by

Bhagwanx says: Didn't you take Ensberg for 3b?

Eckelberry says: CI

RichBaker says: okay, try to list roster position too

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Braves had ensberg as 3b in round 4

RichBaker says: Tim, you are still up

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: doubt it

RichBaker says: then me, then Rich

RichBaker says: 60 seconds Tim,

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: howd you know what his girlfriends called him ?>???

dabakes says: beats me by 40

Jeff Wirch says: Cards pick Roger Clemens HOU

RichBaker says: Me, Rich, Scott

RichBaker says: Angels: 3b Spiezio SEA at CI

Bhagwanx says: (sucker)

Eckelberry says: (giggle)

RichBaker says: Phils: SS/LR Soriano SEA as an RP

Bhagwanx says: M's Vincente Padilla, SP

RichBaker says: We're thru 8 rounds.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Contreras SP

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

RichBaker says: quick pick Jim, thanks

dabakes says: hou: borowski - chx rpo

dabakes says: rp

RichBaker says: Nope: Borowski was reserrved by the Cubs and I messed up the rought draft of the Pool List

RichBaker says: HAwkins is available tho

RichBaker says: My bad, Andy, sorry

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

Jeff Wirch says: Dude??

dabakes says: what tha? it wasn't on your last listing

RichBaker says: I changed it on the Final Draft Pool list. Are you sure you're using the final version

RichBaker says: ?

dabakes says: hou: rodriguez ana rp

RichBaker says: F-Rod?

dabakes says: f rod

RichBaker says: Good pick, tho Rich thinks it's early to take him

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: O. Hudson, MI

RichBaker says: on the 2b list TOR

RichBaker says: Give complete info, please

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: sorry

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, me

RichBaker says: No prob

Eckelberry says: LaRoche, 1b

RichBaker says: a risky, rookie, hometown pick I think

RichBaker says: Tim, you are up

RichBaker says: then me & Rich

Eckelberry says: I, like the Braves, need someone to play 1st

Eckelberry says: and too many people have CI slots open

RichBaker says: good points, both

RichBaker says: Tim, you da man

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Da slow man

Jeff Wirch says: damn right

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: hey ! howd you know what his teachers called him ???

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: opps sorry , I mean 'special'

Eckelberry says: yawn

RichBaker says: 60 seconds, Tim

Jeff Wirch says: Can I borrow someones magazine? I can't find anyone

RichBaker says: Sure, come to Seattle and read mine--it'll be quicker

Jeff Wirch says: CArds take Jimmy Rollin PHI MI

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Hustler dosn't have the stats you're looking for, son

Bhagwanx says: oof

Eckelberry says: dale

RichBaker says: yup

Jeff Wirch says: When you say I'm up, I'm up

RichBaker says: Angels: A. Lopez TOR RP

RichBaker says: Phils: SP Clement CHC

Bhagwanx says: M's, David Eckstien, SS (ANA)

RichBaker says: Scott, another quickie, thanks

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon

Bhagwanx says: I aim to please

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: GoSox: Molina catcher

Bhagwanx says: which one?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Bengie

Bhagwanx says: Another DL pick. Good Job

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

dabakes says: hou: hernandez c sd

RichBaker says: picked already

RichBaker says: Cubs got him

Eckelberry says: long time ago

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: round 7

dabakes says: asleep at the switch

RichBaker says: At the end of this, the 10th round, we'll have a 10-minute break

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: cool

dabakes says: taking barrett - chc c

Eckelberry says: why we have a 5 minute break after me each turn

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, TIM

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Adam Everett, Hou, SS

Bhagwanx says: (just couldn't bring myself to do that one)

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, me

Eckelberry says: patterson of

RichBaker says: Tim, you are on the timer: 90 seconds

Jeff Wirch says: whats going on???

RichBaker says: I'm giving you an incentive to pick, so do so, plases

RichBaker says: please

RichBaker says: 30 seconds

Jeff Wirch says: Cards pick Greg Maddux Cubbies

Eckelberry says: nice LR =P

Jeff Wirch says: We can take him for LR correct

Eckelberry says: yes

Eckelberry says: historically, anyway

RichBaker says: Yes

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: think of how long it would have taken them if they had to type "LR" too !!

RichBaker says: Angels: Aurilia SEA SS

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Got another from me, Dale

RichBaker says: the sweet smell of success.....

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: THATAS not SUccess !!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Stop smelling Rich;s wallet

RichBaker says: Phils: C Estrada ATL

RichBaker says: Scott, and we'll beark for 10 minutes.

RichBaker says: break

Bhagwanx says: M's Brad Ausmus, C (HOU)

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Scott first

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BREAK!

RichBaker says: Panic pick, Scott? I'm shocked

Bhagwanx says: nope

Bhagwanx says: planned

RichBaker says: WE're halfway done, guys, 10 minutes and it's Jim, Andy, and Leon.

Bhagwanx says: I really wanted Leiberthal

Bhagwanx says: BuT Ausmus is next on my seed

Bhagwanx says: list

Bhagwanx says: was, rather

Bhagwanx says: you rooked him right before my pick

RichBaker says: Well, you took Burroughs from him.

Eckelberry says: I am currently idle.

Bhagwanx says: He had it coming

RichBaker says: Rich says he'll entertain trade talks.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: His whole team for another one

Bhagwanx says: At least he'll have 9 healthy guys to take the field

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: I like the smell of hospitals....

RichBaker says: That explains a lot. Paging Dr. West,

RichBaker says: Paging Dr. Herbert West

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Ack. My pineal gland.

RichBaker says: That's "From Beyond" isn't it?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yup. Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks.

RichBaker says: Leon, you're doing well. Good job

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: I am helped by the beer

Bhagwanx says: mmm, beer

RichBaker says: Funny, that doesn't seem to be helping Tim......

RichBaker says: really great beer

Bhagwanx says: you family men interested in coming to Ballard for a few?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: bottle beer taste in a can

RichBaker says: We are headed out to ingest after we finish, but my wife is wicked sick and Ballard is a long drive from Auburn

Bhagwanx says: figured

Bhagwanx says: Just thought I'd ask.

RichBaker says: sorry, you coulda come here

Bhagwanx says: That's a long walk

RichBaker says: true

Bhagwanx says: I've still got some games left the last week in April (and more later inthe season). Spread the wrod, if you can.

RichBaker says: Sure

RichBaker says: is everybody back; sound off if you are

Bhagwanx says: ici

Eckelberry says: k

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: here

RichBaker says: Andy? Tim?

Jeff Wirch says: Tim and Jeff still drinking give us a second!!!

dabakes says: here

Jeff Wirch says: Here

RichBaker says: All right, Jim, let's roll

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon, in Round 11

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Moises Alou OF

RichBaker says: We wre just talking about him not lasting much longer

dabakes says: hou; escobar sp ana

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Nice fifth utfielder

RichBaker says: Que?

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, and TIM

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: I think we have some depth in the pool. He;s my fifth utfielder

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Freddy Garcia SP

Bhagwanx says: good luck with that

RichBaker says: Eck, TIM, me

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: thanks Scot... thats nice\

RichBaker says: Freddy (sack of shit) Garcia......

Eckelberry says: peavy SP

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Good pick, Eck

RichBaker says: nice

RichBaker says: Tim, you are on the clock

RichBaker says: me, Rich, then Scott

Jeff Wirch says: Cards take Bill Koch RP CHW

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: he he he

Jeff Wirch says: What do you say to that bastards

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: ooooh, no eason

RichBaker says: Gooood luck there, Sparky

Jeff Wirch says: I meant someone else

RichBaker says: me, Rich, Scott

RichBaker says: Angels: INF DeRosa in my MI spot

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Bastard.

RichBaker says: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeff Wirch says: Team?

RichBaker says: Phils: Randy Winn SEA OF

Eckelberry says: atl

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: ATL

Bhagwanx says: M's Jamie Moyer, SS/LR (SEA)

RichBaker says: ATL

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Infielders

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Marte, RP

dabakes says: is erstad gone ? if not I'll grab him of ana

Eckelberry says: no

RichBaker says: He's yours

dabakes says: lucky me

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yup

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Position? OF or 1b

dabakes says: of

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs: Ben Davis, catcher

Bhagwanx says: HA

RichBaker says: Eck, TIM, me

Eckelberry says: werewolf, from bosox, of

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: My picks mightr be crap, but at least I make them quickly

Bhagwanx says: That's Unfrozen caveman, thnk you

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Damon, is it?

Eckelberry says: yes

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: TIM!!!!!!!!!!

RichBaker says: Aooooooowwwwww! The werewolf of Boston

Jeff Wirch says: CArds take Byung-Hyun Kim RP Boston

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Eckelberry says: um we didnt list him at RP?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: sk Dale about how he did last year

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: No, he's a starter

Eckelberry says: tim has 5 starters

RichBaker says: I was looking at him--his numbers from last year were actually REALLY good

RichBaker says: No SPs in RP roster spots

Jeff Wirch says: We will take Miguel Olivo C White Sox

dabakes says: he can go in LR

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: What about the Spot Start

Eckelberry says: he filled it

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: OK, so Kim is utm and they'e taking Olivo?

RichBaker says: YEs

Jeff Wirch says: Yes

Eckelberry says: Yes

Jeff Wirch says: Yes

Eckelberry says: YES!

RichBaker says: me, Rich, Scott

RichBaker says: Angels: C Marrero ATL

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Mr. every position

Jeff Wirch says: Yes

RichBaker says: Phils: SP Milton PHI

Bhagwanx says: M's Tim Salmon, OF (ANA)

Eckelberry says: go fish

RichBaker says: Ol' Sock-Eye himself

Bhagwanx says: I'd rather Win with Winn, personally

RichBaker says: a Win-Winn situation?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Zambrano, SP, Cubs

Bhagwanx says: wondered how long that was going to take

RichBaker says: ANdy, Leon, Eck

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Any game he maks it ut of the fist is a good one

dabakes says: Hou: bought some tape to keep bernie healthy - williams dh nyy

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Man, I hate Leon's keyboard.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: yeah too many keys

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, TIM

RichBaker says: not enough fingers

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Chris Woodward, MI, TOR

Eckelberry says: didnt you have a MI

Jeff Wirch says: They have one?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Sorry CI

RichBaker says: Hudson is there, isn't he?

Eckelberry says: not legal for CI

RichBaker says: He is an SS, that's not a CI

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Right. Wait a sec

RichBaker says: position

Eckelberry says: he can DH

Bhagwanx says: Not for the CUbs

Bhagwanx says: (nixon)

Eckelberry says: thought nixon was of?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: David Bell, CI, for the Cuns

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs

Jeff Wirch says: You mean cunts

RichBaker says: You earned a "Fucker!" from Rich on that one

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: hey... this is an all ages group... ((dale))

RichBaker says: Eck, TIm, me

dabakes says: tsk tsk tsk

Jeff Wirch says: Isn't david bell at 3rd base

RichBaker says: and that's ok at CI

Jeff Wirch says: Dale!

Eckelberry says: matheny C

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: No, Eck

Eckelberry says: i miss a pick?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: No, that was your pick, Eck.

RichBaker says:

RichBaker says: Tim is up

Jeff Wirch says: Dale!

RichBaker says: what!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: TIIIIIIMMM!!!!!!

Jeff Wirch says: Hypithetically, if you were me, who would you pick

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: A sniper, nar your house

Eckelberry says: an outfielder

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: I woulda started with NOT picking Tim

RichBaker says: an OF or an RP

RichBaker says: now go; you're on the clock

Jeff Wirch says: Cards pick Josh Phelps Tor DH

RichBaker says: Me, Rich, Scott

RichBaker says: Angels: Miguel Batista SP TOR

Jeff Wirch says: What if one of our players gets traded to a team that is not in our draft?

RichBaker says: You keep him

Eckelberry says: you lose the game

dabakes says: ts

RichBaker says: and we come to your house and beat you

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: With baseball-filled socks

    Eckelberry has left the conversation.

Jeff Wirch says: Eck, what's up with that??

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Hey ! thats ONE way to get someone over to beat you....

RichBaker says: Phils: K. Greene SAN SS into MI spot

Bhagwanx says: M's, Julio Mateo, RP (SEA)

Bhagwanx says: I have doubts about greene

RichBaker says: Rich too

Bhagwanx says: he and Vasquez are going to fight until the break, whn they'll get Carlos guillen in a trade

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Frank catalanotta, OF, as DH

RichBaker says: Good pick

dabakes says: shit

Jeff Wirch says: damn

Bhagwanx says: Didn't you have bernie williams?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Wow. Great ick. I am a happy boy.

RichBaker says: that's pretty unanimous

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Not me. That was Houston.

Bhagwanx says: ahh

Bhagwanx says: mb

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Astros?

Jeff Wirch says: FRT

dabakes says: hou: bellhorn mi bos Eckelberry has been added to the conversation.

RichBaker says: Andy is up, then Leon, Eck

Eckelberry says: review again please

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: From?

Eckelberry says: dale got?

RichBaker says: Batista SP TOR

Eckelberry says: ok from there

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: PHIL = Greene, Ms = Mateo, BoSox = Catalanotta, Astraos = Bellhorn

RichBaker says: Leon is up, then Eck and Tim

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Scott Shields, RP

Jeff Wirch says: Jeff is feeding me old beer, cheap bastard

RichBaker says: Eck, whenever you're ready to go

RichBaker says: then TIM and me

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Just dont tell me it'll take Tim longer to pick now

Eckelberry says: where is cat playing

Eckelberry says: and where does mateo play?

RichBaker says: RP

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cat is mt DH

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Mateo is RP

Eckelberry says: thanks

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox for Cta, DH

Eckelberry says: uribe Mi

RichBaker says: Choose your pick now MATTNER

dabakes says: what?

Jeff Wirch says: So who was just taken

Eckelberry says: uribe csx 2b into my Mi

RichBaker says: Tim, me Rich

Jeff Wirch says: I think I just wet myself

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Tim, English, please

Jeff Wirch says: Sorry, I spilled my beer

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: You nob

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Change your Font. Right above the message typing block

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: you nob

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: The "nobs" ae courtesy Leon

Jeff Wirch says: Cards - Latroy Hawkins Chic Cubs (stud)RP

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: and dont you forget it !

RichBaker says: Come on, quit csrweing around or you risk losing your pick

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Dude, call Leon.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: If you are having tech difficulties

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: and if your just messing around... get bent

Jeff Wirch says: IS there a problem with our pick?

Eckelberry says: mope

Eckelberry says: fine by me

dabakes says: earth to whomever

RichBaker says: Exit the conversation, quit Messenger and sign back on if you have to

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: IS there a problem with our pick?--TIM, your notes are coming through as Gibbersih

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Type your pick again

Jeff Wirch says: How about now??

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cards - Latroy Hawkins Chic Cubs (stud)RP Better

RichBaker says: there we go!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: You want Hawkins?

Jeff Wirch says: Sorry, Latroy Hawkins

Jeff Wirch says: Are we Okay

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Dale

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yup, Tim. Got it

RichBaker says: I think so; what was that?

Jeff Wirch says: Fat fingers

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Font problem.

RichBaker says: Angels: OF Burks BOS

RichBaker says: Phils: in the DH spot, OF Marlon Byrd PHI

Bhagwanx says: M's, Alex Gonzalez, MI (CHC)

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Damn, Scott. Got me.

Bhagwanx says: I've been sitting onhim

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: me, too

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon

Jeff Wirch says: M's where will he play

RichBaker says: MI

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Grudzielaniek, MI

Jeff Wirch says: Don't you have ekstein and boone and bouroughs

Eckelberry says: burroughs 3b

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Who, Tim

RichBaker says: Jim, please help out Tim/Jeff

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Astros first, Eck.

Eckelberry says: I was saying where he was playing, not drafting him

RichBaker says: Vurroughs is taken anyway

RichBaker says: B

dabakes says: hou: barrel wiping - lee ci nyy

RichBaker says: o i c

Jeff Wirch says: We are okay now

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, Me

Eckelberry says: washburn, sp

Bhagwanx says: cubs?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cubs first

Jeff Wirch says: Leon!!!!

RichBaker says: Sorry, my bad. Cubs are next

Eckelberry says: bonk

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Biggio, OF

RichBaker says: Guess I shouldn't drank those 3 bottle of cough syrup

RichBaker says: Leon: One word; HA

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Eck. Washburn?

Eckelberry says: yes

RichBaker says: Tim, you are up

RichBaker says: then me, Rich, and Scott

Jeff Wirch says: Please last 3 picks

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Astros, Travis Lee; Cubs, Biggio OF; Braves, Wasburn SP

Jeff Wirch says: Thank you

Jeff Wirch says: Lofton - NYY OF

RichBaker says: Me, Rich, Scott

Jeff Wirch says: I feel drunk

RichBaker says: Angels: RP Hasegawa SEA

Jeff Wirch says: By the way

RichBaker says: Phils: Todd Walker 2b CHC

Bhagwanx says: M's, Todd Hollandsworth, OF (CHC)

RichBaker says: Jim, Andy, Leon

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Wakefield, LR/SS

Eckelberry says: I am currently idle.

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

dabakes says: hou: buehrle ss/lr chx

RichBaker says: LEon, Eck, Tim

Eckelberry says: hmm who are your 5 pitchers andy?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Woody Williams, LR/SS

RichBaker says: Eck

RichBaker says: Tim, then me

RichBaker says: BTW, we're in the 16th round

Eckelberry says: Schoeneweis, RP

dabakes says: oswalt, halladay, pettite, escobar, whoops missed a spot this guy is my 5th starter

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yup

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Good pick, Eck

RichBaker says: Tim, you're on the clock'

RichBaker says: then me then Rich

Jeff Wirch says: cards take willie harris 2nd base chic ws

RichBaker says: Angels: OF Aaron Rowand CSX

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Leon ays "BASTARD!"

Jeff Wirch says: " "

RichBaker says: Phils: for his LR spot, Rich takes Adam Eaton SP

RichBaker says: SAN

Bhagwanx says: M's, Dan Wilson, C (SEA)

Bhagwanx says: Personnally, I was hoping for Rowand as well.

Bhagwanx says: You've got Sopriano in that spot

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Bronson Arroyo, RP

RichBaker says: 3 rounds to go (2 for Jim)

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: I can put the sot starter n the RP, right?

RichBaker says: Andy, Leon, Eck

RichBaker says: Yes

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Geez, sot starter. I hope not.

Jeff Wirch says: bucks just won

dabakes says: hou: lawrence sd lr/ss

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, Tim

RichBaker says: Andy: you have 5 SP already

Bhagwanx says: You've got Buerle there

RichBaker says: Scott is correct

Jeff Wirch says: Can we start over?

dabakes says: no put buehrle in as sp

dabakes says: go back up I listed them

RichBaker says: Andy, Oswalt, Halladay, Pettitte, Escobar are your SP

RichBaker says: and Buerhle is your LR

Bhagwanx says: Rich, you are double booked as well

RichBaker says: ???

Eckelberry says: yeah i have too many starters for rich

Bhagwanx says: Soriano and Eaton

Eckelberry says: thought i misplaced one

dabakes says: oswalt, halladay, pettite, escobar, whoops missed a spot this guy is my 5th starter

RichBaker says: Soriano is an RP

Eckelberry says: who are all your pitchers, rich?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: When we get to the Asros ick, let me know.

RichBaker says: Millwood, Brown, Clement, Milton, and LR Eaton

Eckelberry says: k

RichBaker says: Rps are Wagner & Soriano

RichBaker says: Andy is still up

RichBaker says: then Leon & Eck

dabakes says: just went

RichBaker says: picked who?

dabakes says: lawerence lr/ss sd

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: OK, Andy

RichBaker says: No, you can't you already have 4 SP and 1 LR

Bhagwanx says: but that's not how he's listed in the final pool, rich

Bhagwanx says: He's number 1 under SS?LR, and that's how you drafted him

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: He needs to ick eith a LR/SS r a RP?

RichBaker says: oh okay. LAwrence is listed as an SP, so thats the only place he can go

Jeff Wirch says: Leon!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Nope. Still waiting for Andy

RichBaker says: Scott: RE Soriano, I drafted him from the SS/LR list to my RP slot. You can do that with the SS/LR guys.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: you Nob

dabakes says: ok - can lawerence and keep buehlre as lr/ss

Bhagwanx says: okeydoke. My mistake then

RichBaker says: So, it

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Right. Pick someone to replace Lawrence.

RichBaker says: is Still Andy's pick

RichBaker says: then Loen and Eck

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: are you sure you' en editor ?

dabakes says: are you saying an sp can't go into the lr/ss spot? since when?

Eckelberry says: your LR/SS spot is filled

RichBaker says: Yes, he can. My bad

RichBaker says: but all your SP and Lr spots are full

dabakes says: I know - I said can lawerence - I'm picking Telemaco pgi as rp

Eckelberry says: ok

dabakes says: phi

RichBaker says: By the time we get to you, Tim, you damn better have a pick ready

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: OK, Telemaco it is

RichBaker says: got it; thanks

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Brad Lidge, RP

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, me

Eckelberry says: franklin sp

Jeff Wirch says: We will take Phil McKracin

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Cut thta boy off

RichBaker says: smart ass

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Thought thats what Tim was there for

RichBaker says: of the clan McCracken?

RichBaker says: c'mon, let's wrap this up. It's late for the East Coasters

Jeff Wirch says: Cards will take williamson Bos RP

RichBaker says: thanks

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

RichBaker says: ME, Rich, Scott

RichBaker says: Angels: C Greg Myers TOR

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Bastard!

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: From Jim, Dale. Thanks

RichBaker says: Woo-hoo! How many is that?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: like four

RichBaker says: Phils: RP BOS Worrell

Bhagwanx says: M's, Aaron Sele, SS/LR, as RP (ANA)

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: just remember what happened last year when you beat him to players....

Bhagwanx says: (since I now know I can)

dabakes says: just checking - how many rounds left?

RichBaker says: 2

dabakes says: thought so

Jeff Wirch says: I thought this was a mock draft?

RichBaker says: Jim, strt us on Round 18

Bhagwanx says: well, we are mocking you

Eckelberry says: I am currently idle.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: One sec

Jeff Wirch says: Hahaha

RichBaker says: For you, it has been

Jeff Wirch says: Pick on the fat kid

Bhagwanx says: Compared to Eck, that's all of us

Eckelberry says: heh im up to 150 now after my vacation, i feel fat

Jeff Wirch says: Leon, what time are the ladies coming over

Bhagwanx says: I think my desk weighs more than you. I know my TV does

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Donovan Osbourne, RP, from the pitcher list

dabakes says: hou: johnson of tor

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: dont knwo were you guys stopping up ?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: What position, Andy

dabakes says: of

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, Tim

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Ray Lankford, STL, OF

Jeff Wirch says: Leon get your hands out of your pants

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: my hands...and anything else ... are all too large to fit down my pants together

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Eck?

RichBaker says: Hold on, we need to strighten out your OF spots CArds

RichBaker says: NEver mind, Rich is drunk

RichBaker says: Eck, Tim, Me

Jeff Wirch says: You are going the wrong way.

RichBaker says: Eck, tim, me

Eckelberry says: gordon rp

dabakes says: come on guys I have to get up early

RichBaker says: Tim, me, Rich

Jeff Wirch says: Cards - we will take Pokey reese from Bos for 2nd base and move willie harris to OF

RichBaker says: Cards: List your OFs, please

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: A fine glove. Worth 0 points.

Jeff Wirch says: OFs pujols, giles, anderson, lofton, harris

RichBaker says: Leon: You have Reggie Sanders, right?

RichBaker says: We're just clearing up an clerical issue at this end.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Leon: Yes.

RichBaker says: thank

RichBaker says: you

RichBaker says: Okay, it's me, Rich, and Scott. Then on to the final round

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

RichBaker says: Angels: SP Horacio Ramirez ATL into my LR spot

RichBaker says: Phils: RP Juna Cruz off the LR/SS list

Bhagwanx says: M's Jason Simontacchi, SS/LR, as RP (PHI)

RichBaker says: On to the final round, Jim, lead us off

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: BoSox: Doug Mirabelli C

dabakes says: hou: speier rp tor

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: He's a matchs set wth wakefield

RichBaker says: Leon, Eck, Tim

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: What ositin do the Cubs have open?

Jeff Wirch says: is he related to brittany

RichBaker says: RP

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: CUBS: Donnelly, RP

RichBaker says: He's on the DL, you know, with chronic & copious nose-bleeds

Eckelberry says: I am currently idle.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Farsworth, then.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Sorry, Farnsworth, RP, for Cubs

RichBaker says: got it; Eck

RichBaker says: Tim, then me

Eckelberry says: Lilly ss/lr

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Good luck with that

RichBaker says: Tim, Cards are up

Jeff Wirch says: I've got a bad rash

RichBaker says: me, Rich, and Scott

RichBaker says: All you need is a back-up C, so make it fast

Jeff Wirch says: Cards - Kevin Cash TOR C

Jeff Wirch says: Stop yelling at me!!

RichBaker says: Angels: Julio Franco 1b ATL

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: You and Julio, down by the schoolyard

dabakes says: hitting machine

RichBaker says: and LaRoche insurance

Jeff Wirch says: Cards take DL - Ken Griffey JR. OF Cinn

dabakes says: works for me

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: DitKA !

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: The only fast picks they make don't count

RichBaker says: Phils: from 2b list, Utley PHI in his 3b spot

Bhagwanx says: M's Terrence Long, OF (SAN)

Bhagwanx says: DAle, you have Giambi as DH then?

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Yeah!!!!!!!

Jeff Wirch says: Griffey JR dl

RichBaker says: And we're done. all spots on your roster shold be occupied. If not, shout out now

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Dale, you ad i need to tak about how the DL will work. I'll be using it . . . a lot

dabakes says: keep us all posted

RichBaker says: See the final Rules email I sent; that should make things clear

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says:

Jeff Wirch says: Can we pick up griffey

dabakes says: go Tribe - beat the Phillies tomorrow!

RichBaker says: There is now a grace period to tinker with your roster until 11:59 Pm Pacific time, next Tuesday. All tranactions are free, and will be handled on a first-come, first-served basis.

Bhagwanx says: I'll be at the ball bark then

dabakes says: ok - keep smiling

dabakes says: later

RichBaker says: After that time, I'll issue the first full report with active rosters...

Jeff Wirch says: Griffey???

RichBaker says: g'night Andy from Rich

dabakes says: good night

Jeff Wirch says: Dale???

RichBaker says: that I will use to score your points (pending future moves that will cost you $$)

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RichBaker says: Yes, Tim/JEff

RichBaker says: ?

Jeff Wirch says: Can we get griffey?

RichBaker says: No

Jeff Wirch says: Why

RichBaker says: Any serious questions?

Jeff Wirch says: Evidentally not?????

Bhagwanx says: Does anyone know if Bubba Crosby has a contradct yet?

RichBaker says: don't know, but with a name like that, he needs one

Bhagwanx says: YAnkees fifthand a half outfielder.

Bhagwanx says: But with Sheff, Bernie, Sierra, Matsui, and theboys in front of him, I had to let him sit.

Bhagwanx says: Even though he's oputplayed, out hit, and outperformed all of them this spring.

eternalcaan@ikillclowns.com says: Later, guys. (Jim & Leon)

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Bhagwanx says: later

RichBaker says: so long

Jeff Wirch says: bye Tim and Jeff

RichBaker says: bye

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Bhagwanx says: That was fun. thanks, guys

RichBaker says: Take it easy, Scott -- thanks for being in the league this year.

Bhagwanx says: np. ttyl

RichBaker says: I'm taking off. C ya

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