I get two or three of these a week. Most of my wired friends think that I like these.

I don't. But then I got to thinking, why are these so popular? Why do people need the transitory joy of identifying with a fictional (or sometimes real) third party? Does one suddenly become superior to others because

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?

Or is it because

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says it's true?

In either event, this page is now totally dedicated to these insipid litle tests.

Live with it.