Gibberish

I am no longer a tech guy.

I am a keyboard monkey. And from recent results, not a very good one.

It’s all gobbledy-gook. Manuals and help guides, supposedly written for people like myself, are for the most part incomprehensible. And the parts I do understand make me that much more frustrated.

I just want to know how to make the damn thing work. Show me what steps are needed to make it go.

Turn on the damn program for me.

More and more, I want the Star trek computer. I’ll tell it what I want it to do, and it does it, or tells me it can’t.

I’m so frustrated right now, I could spit. Instead, I’ll play a video game, the workings of which now seem forever beyond me.

Crap.