ten things, blah, blah

I should be sleeping. Yes, yes I should

Ten Things I’ve Done That You Probably Haven’t

1) Died
2) Learned all the words to the Star Spangled Banner >and< America the Beautiful 3) Started the North Idaho Libertarian Party 4) Read a Russian Novel. For Fun. 5) Drank myself to death (different occasion) 6) Called a Grand Slam Home Run. Twice. 7) Struggled to come up with anything after 6 8) Stolen a Car 9) Read >all< of the Bible 10) Eaten Garbage to survive I'm just not as interesting as the rest of you, I guess.