How to Make Scott’s week that much more “fun”
- Put in 11 1/2 hour day
- Come home to a stack of mail
- discover that Jet-setting landlord is out of the country
- again
- lose motivation for cleaning
- again
- gain motivation for laundry
- have washing machine sieze up during second load
- remember that you wash everything on cold
- remember that you live in North America, north of the 40th parallel
- finish washing clothing by hand in washing machine
- wring out without whaleboard
- spend extra time warming up hands
- while posting above story on internet, be bitten by spider