How to Make Scott’s week that much more “fun”

  • Put in 11 1/2 hour day
  • Come home to a stack of mail
  • discover that Jet-setting landlord is out of the country
  • again
  • lose motivation for cleaning
  • again
  • gain motivation for laundry
  • have washing machine sieze up during second load
  • remember that you wash everything on cold
  • remember that you live in North America, north of the 40th parallel
  • finish washing clothing by hand in washing machine
  • wring out without whaleboard
  • spend extra time warming up hands
  • while posting above story on internet, be bitten by spider