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Y’all have seen this one (or one like it) already, but this was wicked funny.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bhagwanx!

  1. Bhagwanx can smell some things up to six miles away!
  2. If you lick bhagwanx ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  3. You share your birthday with bhagwanx.
  4. Originally, bhagwanx could not fly.
  5. Bhagwanx can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  6. Bhagwanx can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
  7. Ideally, bhagwanx should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  8. Over 46,000 pieces of bhagwanx float on every square mile of ocean.
  9. Bhagwanx is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
  10. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as bhagwanx.
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Edited: I just ran this for three of my ex-ladyfriends, and the one I like the least came up as follows. Good times.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Scott’s Ex (name withheld because I’m that way)!

1. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Scott’s Ex.
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3. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Scott’s Ex orbiting the Earth.
4. The difference between Scott’s Ex and a village is that Scott’s Ex does not have a church.
5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Scott’s Ex.
6. Scott’s Ex once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
7. Scott’s Ex is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
8. Snow White’s coffin was made of Scott’s Ex!
9. US gold coins used to say ‘In Scott’s Ex we trust’.
10. You should always open Scott’s Ex at least an hour before drinking her!

As I once said to a freind, “I’m not bitter anymore.”

As he said to me, “You’re not bitter any less”

Memes are fun sometimes.