Q’s from smartass Jonas

Is Schrondinger’s cat really alive?

Unknowable, as theorized

What is your IQ?

Less than it used to be. A phenomenon that troubles me greatly, at times.

Is the color Pink really mauve?

I hate both, but I find mauve more reddish.

Where were you born?

La Mesa, CA (suburb of San Diego)

Why were you born?

well, sometimes, when a man really loves a woman….

How did you get picked to play dodgeball in elementary school?

We did not play dodgeball in primary school. We played soccer, kickball, and 4-square, in which I excelled at all. Why spend time inside, when you live in the perfect climate? I also went to year-round schools, if that means anything to you northerners.

Communists or Dreamers?

Communism is a beautiful dream that I cannot share, because among other things I am a cynic. The basic premise is flawed, but the goal is noble. So, neither.

Lego or Megabloks?

LEGO ™

Blondes or Redheads?

Redheads. Although I keep going out with blondes. Go figure.

Why?

Why not? In general, I am not attracted to the Nordic ideal. There are a number of exceptions, of course. But all of my life I have seen the same woman in my dreams, and she is very much not a blonde. She’s not a redhead either, but I prefer them when I can.

Who would you do?
And how?

I understand neither of these questions. If they are intended to read, “what famous person is on your I want to sleep with you list,” I’m sorry/happy to say that while I find a lot of women attractive, I am more attracted to women that are “attainable.” That term will not be defined in this venue.

If you were given a banana gun, who would you nail?

This isn’t the same question restated, is it? Searching for banana gun (a term i’d not been exposed to before),I see pictures of bananas, and thousands of web pages that tell me nothing literal.

So, no-one.