this just in

I just realized that online dating is a lot like fishing. Sooner or later, you get a bite. but you have to be willing to sit in the boat just a little bit longer than you are comfortable with to land a good one.

Also, if you pursue the big fish with exclusive passion and fervor, odds are high you will die alone, a bitter, broken man.

This analogy is really disturbing, since I seem to have preference for computer assistance with both activities. Also, I don’t like cleaning fish. I can. I have. And I will do so again when hungry.

Now I’m just typing crazy text.