Bitchin

236 this morning. This is getting to be a habit for Mondays.

However, if you ever think you’re looking “okay” with a little extra weight, try this experiment. Put on your boxer shorts (I don’t care if you don’t have any) or other pajama-like bottomwear. Instead of wearing it at your “resting” waist, pull the waistband up to just over your navel.

Look in the mirror.

Cry.

 

On the bright side, the Tuxedo still fits. I look like a little kid, butI still have a shirt that fits, a jacket that sets off my shoulders, my $500 pants (some smart bastard purhcased them with an adjustable waist. Lucky me.) and the vest I picked up last summer.  I’ll still be buying a new suit for Hogan’s wedding (9/3, projected 206), but I may have the monkey suit taken in at the same time.

Of course, I could always just get another one. But that tux cost a lot, and I’m worth it.