No News = Good news

Except when no news actually means, being avoided in a passive aggressive death match with a woman without the guts just to say “no.”

Admittedly, I’m not as big of a man as I used to be, but the mere concept of me should not be this terrifying.

Whatever. Her eyes were beady.

Other than that, the last two weeks have been something else entirely. Sporadic sleeping, intermittent weight loss (an episode of cold/flu/indeterminate ick set me back to 230 for about a week) and varied and nameless workplace activity make Bhagwan a pretty dull boy.

And if you beleive that, I’ve got some things here to sell you for cash.

Invite me out someplace, I’ll tell you most about it.