Update 10-4

I put the 32/34’s on. Oh yes I did. Then, I took them off, and handed them back to the nice lady.

Soon, Soon.

And for added comedy, the moron working the desk was so distracted by my vehement refusal of a department store credit card application that he forgot to take the damn ink tag off. So I got to go back with my receipt, and explain why I am most definitely NOT a shoplifter.

Good times.

Before anyone starts in about thrift stores, I hit three of them this last weekend, and found absolutely nothing I liked.

Or that fit, for that matter.

But Soon, Soon.