Sooo, Hungry

So I’m leaving work now. I have not had any Chicken.

I have similarly not partaken of the amazingly tasty trail mix , or the wholesoome and nourishing oatmeal here at my desk.

I have had three sticks of Gum, no cigarettes, no beer, no booze of any kind, NO CHICKEN, no diet sodas, and lots and lots of water.

Becuase at any minute, I’ll be “done” and I’ll go outside and get some combination of the above.

Really, I mean it.

Well Screw you guys, I’m going home.