Apologies to all involved. Certainly not the planned outcome for last night.
In retrospect, the blue thing was a bad idea, as was the house Merlot.
On the bright side, lost two pounds the hard way. Time for a nutritious breakfast.
And Coffee. Lots and lots of Coffee.
I am indeed a dumbass at times. I admit this, and I’m doing my best to deal with it.
Of course, you may all mock me at will.