Apologies to all involved. Certainly not the planned outcome for last night.

In retrospect, the blue thing was a bad idea, as was the house Merlot.

On the bright side, lost two pounds the hard way. Time for a nutritious breakfast.

And Coffee. Lots and lots of Coffee.

I am indeed a dumbass at times. I admit this, and I’m doing my best to deal with it.

Of course, you may all mock me at will.

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