Bhagwan vs the PNW, rounds 3 and 4

Breathing = hard, and not fun. Out yesterday, out today. Jack Bauer and I are spending some quality time. Some folk don’t like Jack. But I totally grok him.

He always keeps the big picture in focus.

Things would go just fine, if people would just do what he tells them to.

He’s not afraid to cut an eye out if he has to, but so far, he hasn’t had to.

He can build a taser out of a hotel desk lamp.

Finally, I like Jack, because his life is manifestly worse than mine. But he is written in such a fashion that he has his breakdowns after the job is done.

I need better writers, I think.