Enhance your calm
With the Butthole Surfers.
Today is the day
Of bad customer service.
You can’t make this up
Really. I say, let him run. What’s next. DQ Asthmatics for steriod use? Because really, if we can’t all afford the best …
Angels and Ministers of Grace…
If. You. Do. Not. Know, Do not, ever, EVER pretend that you do. Further, do not continue presenting the pretend answer, in …
iRant
Assume that at this exact moment I am engaging in thoroughly unproductive ranting on a number of topics, which may or may …
ass-tastic
Just returned from my conference to discover that three years of browser history, links, and customization in my firefox application has been …
Help me
there was cake. Yummy, delicious cake. With fudge. In other news, the headphones are not working. At all. I can haz annoyanz
take two
So, I sit here at the slowest connecting portal in the DIA. I thought it might be nice to log in real …
So…
Tuesday, it’s a Banana that is discovered missing from my groceries, as I unpack at home. Today, it’s a bottle of Fruit …