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Freaking. Shaves. Tomorrow, a new brand of razor. Believe it. There’s going to be a companion piece to this post. I have …

My political views and opinion of proper military doctrine are well known. That having been said, my two cents on this discussion …

So, it’s no surprise to anyone that I’m a notoriously cheap bastard. I’m not a skinflint, and there are certainly times when …

Cheap beer. Now that I’m single again, nights out have come to mean several things. One, that the Mariners are pretty much …

I’ve had just about enough of this. Solo HR don’t hurt, they say. It’s just one run, they say Not when you …

After protracted and painful planning, the Ricker and I manage to drunkenly settle on a start time for today’s doubleheader madness. Braving …

If you want to ruin your day, try getting money back from a company that specializes in taking it from you. 7-10 …

I’d compose a haiku, to save time, but really, the time has been spent. Mariners lose, 6-4. See? quick, easy, and over. …

Twins 3, Mariners 4 Let’s hope this is a trend, but I’m not putting money on it. Senor Strand and I arrive …