I know
I should be sleeping. I should be resting softly in the arms of Morpheus, and preparing myself for another day of filing and organizing.
Instead, I have just discovered the horror of the Walker Texas Ranger Lever, and reaffirmed my desire to never again watch any broadcast television.
Ever.
Compounded by my discovery of a new candidate for
I can’t make this up. I really can’t.
This got Pitched, Scripted, Greenlighted, and Filmed.
Oh, Jon Bon Jovi, how you have fallen from your cinematic greatness in such films as that one with the submarine, and your gold statuette-worthy turn as the surfboard wielding agent of the Vatican in Vampires: Los Muertos, a movie so brilliant, so visionary, that the Writer/Director (Tommy Lee Wallace) put a part in just for himself.
“The Scared Guy”
BRILLIANT!!
But this, this is pain. Come, descend with me into the mouth of madness. For this movie is now playing in select theaters.
All three of them.
They are:
Marcus Prospect Mall
2239 North Prospect Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53202
Marcus Cinema Oakdale
5677 Hadley Ave N
Oakdale, MN 55128
The Grande
3205 Northline Avenue
Greensboro, NC 274408
These three Cinema Palaces will now be known collectively as:
“The big three theaters that I have to see a movie in before I die.”
Tickets on sale now. Save me the aisle seat.