get this

SO I’m hungry.

Not all that unexpected, since it has been 4 1/2 hours since I ate.

There’s an art intern that brings in donuts at least once a week.

They are Krispy Kreme Donuts.

I like those.

I want one.

I have hunger, I can eat whatever the hell I want for the next three days, there are donuts available that I like, and they are free.

I’m holding out for the fruit I had planned to eat for lunch, 1 1/2 hours from now

What the hell is wrong with me, I ask you?