X-3. The last Gasp

This movie sucks so hard, there are new levels of suck enabled to catalog its suckitude.

I have not purchased this movie before now, because any amount of money put towards it empowers and emboldens the filmmakers

They need a beating. A Uwe-Boll level beating.

I have it now because on Saturday, I absolutely stole this DVD from a guy who was probably selling his roommate’s movies, after an unexpected vacancy.

Three seasons of Arrested Development were what I was really buying, and by three, I mean two, with Season 3’s two discs tucked away inside the other boxes.

Also there was Diehard 4.

If ever you are possessed of the urge to watch X-3, the last stand (Wretch), please come to my house, so that I can set it up for you on a 13 inch screen with headphones. I will mock you for 1 hour, 50 minutes while the rest of us have fun.

Did I mention that it sucks?

Update: during the credits, the filmmakers revealed through commentary a hidden plot point, which if possible sucks worse.

Ugh.