Ick

I’m really not sure which is worse:

• Having a (prolonged) dream in which I the protagonist am dealing with a thin, wriggly worm extruding itself from the corner of my right eye.
• Not having it all come out at once.
• Using tweezers to aid the process.
• Discovering a second worm further back on the orb after it was done.
• Having a mental landscape so bizarre that none of you who populate it gave comment on the phenomenon, making it nearly impossible to recognize as a dream and thus difficult to control and end.

I am so totally awake right now.